Are you sure you don't want me to document your steady race to last place?
.......Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright, The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light, And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout; But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Sara has struck out.
The other team cheated. I'm not sure quite how, but I'm pretty sure they did. They messed with the space/time continuum or something and done stole all your home runs.
Maybe the Might Mighty Mudchucks need a mascot. Why don't you invite the ☞cafeteria lady☜? That should send shivers up and down the spines of all opposing teams. Get a spiked collar and chain her to your bench.
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Are you sure you don't want me to document your steady race to last place?
.......Oh, somewhere in this favored land the sun is shining bright,
The band is playing somewhere, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout;
But there is no joy in Mudville — mighty Sara has struck out.
Poor Sara - Poor Poor Sara...............
indeed
Sorry, dood. But I think maybe you have Tedy to thank for that one.
Were you wearing your lucky underwear, or did you forget?
I think Tedy scared ALL the woodcocks! I'll have to invoke the spirit of Lawrence Taylor to save us!
The other team cheated. I'm not sure quite how, but I'm pretty sure they did. They messed with the space/time continuum or something and done stole all your home runs.
I knew it! I just knew they cheated! uh... somehow!
Woodcocks! What up!?!?!
--renovation therapy
Bad Juju, Bwana - Bad Juju!
Maybe the Might Mighty Mudchucks need a mascot. Why don't you invite the ☞cafeteria lady☜? That should send shivers up and down the spines of all opposing teams.
Get a spiked collar and chain her to your bench.
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