Friday, July 27, 2007

ouch, that burns

This morning i went into the cabinet in the bathroom and put on some face lotion stuff that i found. I dont know what was in that lotion but MAN DID IT BURN! Michelle says i'm only supposed to use that kind of lotion in the winter.. huh? So, do i have some sort of rubber protective layer in the winter that will fend off 3rd degree burns from fancy lotions?

Thursday, July 26, 2007

mom's party

Yay! My mom's birthday party was a great success. She had friends come from far and wide. She's a nice mommy. We gave her airline vouchers to go off on vacation.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I'll take 8, please!

I walked past the farmers market this morning on my way to work and there was a seagull standing in line for fresh fish... smart bird.

Thursday, July 19, 2007


Michelle likes to cut our sponges up into tiny squares. I think she's trying to save money or something. BUT.. i must tell you.. I HATE CLEANING WITH ITTY BITTY SPONGES!

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

bleached whale

This weekend i'm going to L.A. to attend a birthday party for my mom. I really want to spend a lot of time at the beach... but, i live in San Francisco where the sun goes on vacation in the summer. I'm going to be a big fat white blob and everybody will make fun of me. Maybe i'll just turn Goth for a few days and where long sleeved black shirts and a big trench coat at the beach. That way people wont make fun.. they'll just run from me.

Thursday, July 12, 2007

the almighty

Yesterday i decided not to ride my motorcycle to work and walk instead. I'm trying to lose a little weight. But i didnt want to walk home after work so i rode Muni.. the underground train. Yah, me and about a thousand other people who had the same idea. We all crammed ourselves in.. no need to hold on.. nobody was going to fall over since we were wedged in so tight. About halfway between the montgomery and powell stops the train loses power.. stopped in the tunnel.. dead...with no lights and no airconditioning and no way to open the doors. The driver came on the loud speaker after about a minute of absolute silence and told us he didnt know what to do so he was asking the almighty...

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Salon le puppé

Michelle doesnt like the fact that Banjo has some black nails and some pink nails... so she got some black fingernail polish and painted all her toenails black.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

softball gone wild

Summer season for the Mighty Mighty Woodcocks starts tonight! Go Cocks!

Monday, July 09, 2007


Michelle and i went bowling on Saturday with our friends Wesley and Desiree.

Thursday, July 05, 2007


Yesterday Michelle and Banjo and I went to Golden Gate park. Michelle just got a BMX bike that she wanted to show off and i brought the skateboard to zip around on. I got Banjo to pull me. She really loved it. Well, as much as you can love pulling a big fatty around on hot cement...

Tuesday, July 03, 2007


Well, i'm sure most of you are finding it strange to have a holiday in the middle of the week... but my little family is going to make the best of it! You Go America!

Monday, July 02, 2007

spring fling

My mom and dad both sent me money for my birthday so i decided to go nuts and get a pair of Nike Shox. $162.00!!!! sheeeeeesh!! So expensive! And, is it still politically incorrect to buy Nike products? I'm not sure since i dont live near Berkeley anymore. I was always up to date on all things horrible in the world when i lived over there. So.. anyway, i got a pair.. michelle says they're ugly. But i went for a run with Banjo last night and it was like running on a cloud. So thanks mom and dad. I love my present!