Tuesday, December 21, 2010


Banjo is a girl. I'm fairly certain of that fact. But she lifts her leg and pees on stuff. Do you think having two moms has screwed her up? Does she need doggy therapy?

Friday, December 17, 2010


I've been noticing lately that Michelle seems taller. I don't think she's been wearing higher heels. Is she having a mid-life growth spurt? or...wait...

AM I SHRINKING????????????

Friday, December 10, 2010


Do you ever worry that you'll get a sudden case of Tourette's Syndrome in meetings? I do. I worry that one of these days i'm not going to be able to stop myself and i'm going to yell... BORING!

Friday, December 03, 2010


Whoa! Now THAT'S dangerous!

Wednesday, December 01, 2010

the closet

I was looking for my motorcycle jacket this morning. I thought it might be in the front closet so i opened the door and...discovered where Michelle keeps everything.

and i mean, EVERYTHING.