Friday, June 28, 2013

Barbershop

Its hot in the bay area. I mean HOT. Which is actually strange for us. Summer here is cold and foggy and the sun finally graces us with its presence sometime in October. My cat Roscoe is a long haired big fat guy and i can tell he's been struggling with the heat. He gives me subtle signals like laying spread eagle on the kitchen floor on the cool tile. I decided he might be more comfortable with a hair cut. Have you tried to give your cat a hair cut? Not easy. Cats have claws. Which i think was God's way of telling humans not to cut their hair. The result of Roscoe's time in the barber chair is a bunch of missing fur in patches and scratches up and down my arms. Next summer buddy, you're on your own.

Friday, June 21, 2013

vanity

I went shopping for a new pair of shorts since its officially the first day of summer and i'm ready to show off these giant white legs of mine! I was pretty sure i'd have to buy a size up. I was very naughty on my recent vacation. I brought 2 pair into the dressing room with me. My normal size and a larger size. I tried on my regular size first and magically they fit! They were even just a tad too big. I was ecstatic! I showed Michelle! "Look! They fit!" She shook her head and said, "yah, they use vanity sizing during the summer."

ugh