Wednesday, May 14, 2008

not so mighty woodcocks


we lost... again

18 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hear Barry Bonds is job hunting............


Ramón

8:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Was it the heatwave and your boobalicious goldfish bathing suit? Maybe that threw everyone off?

--iloveupstate.com

(who posts "anonymously" because Wordpress & Blogger don't play nice).

9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wasn't gonna say anything, but after having seen you in a bathing suit, and seeing how rail-thin you are; I'm starting to think that that macro-whatever diet you've been put on (obviously against your will) may be contributing to a severe energy depletion that's undermining your game(?)

Ramón

9:11 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...

This reminds me of the story of the flat-footed ballerina; remind me to tell you all about it someday.

My point is that, maybe the Woodchucks aren't cut out to play baseball. Why don't you all start a roller derby team!?

9:22 AM  
Blogger pork luck said...

YES, I WAAAAAS WEARING MY BOOBALICIOUS SWIM SUIT!

10:10 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...

Maybe your teammates got distracted by the swimsuit(?)

10:21 AM  
Blogger EGE said...

Was Morganna the Kissing Bandit there?

12:59 PM  
Blogger Ramón said...

Morganna the Kissing Bandit Who is that!?!?!?

2:30 PM  
Blogger EGE said...

Ooh! She's a VERY boobalicious mama who used to run onto professional baseball fields in the middle of games, kiss a player, and run off. The whole stadium -- even the nosebleeders -- could witness the effect of running on her boobaliciousness.

(Now, can you tell me HOW you made ITALICS in a COMMENT? Because I'm tired of having to CAPITALIZE everything!)

3:54 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...

First; you type a left arrow thingie, then the letter[i], followed by a right arrow thingie, then type the word(s), then the left arrow thingie again, followed by a right-leaning slash thingie, followed by the letter[i], followed by a right arrow thingie, and you're done!

OK - I'm having a visual of Poor-Poor Sara, compressed into her bathing suit; riding off to work on the Artist-Formerly-Known-as-Michelle's BMX, wearing a fez. Now she's sitting at work and her bare thighs are stuck to her chair. This San Francisco heatwave is murder!!!

Fan yourself, Sara - fan yourself!

9:20 AM  
Blogger EGE said...

like this?

1:40 PM  
Blogger EGE said...

YAY!!! THANK YOU!!! THIS DESERVES ITALICS AND CAPS!!!!

Okay, I'm done.

Seriously, thank you.

1:42 PM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

it's not working...

1:44 PM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

what the hell???? how come i can't get it?

1:44 PM  
Blogger Ramón said...

EGE: ♪♬♫YOU ROCK!!!!♫♬♪

1:50 PM  
Blogger Ramón said...

TAFKAM: Ask Banjo for assistance.

1:57 PM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

grrrrrrr!!!

2:57 PM  
Blogger Ramón said...

Did you mean "grrrrrrr!!!"?

6:22 PM  

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