Wednesday, May 14, 2008

not so mighty woodcocks


we lost... again

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

I hear Barry Bonds is job hunting............


Ramón

Anonymous said...

Was it the heatwave and your boobalicious goldfish bathing suit? Maybe that threw everyone off?

--iloveupstate.com

(who posts "anonymously" because Wordpress & Blogger don't play nice).

Anonymous said...

I wasn't gonna say anything, but after having seen you in a bathing suit, and seeing how rail-thin you are; I'm starting to think that that macro-whatever diet you've been put on (obviously against your will) may be contributing to a severe energy depletion that's undermining your game(?)

Ramón

Ramón said...

This reminds me of the story of the flat-footed ballerina; remind me to tell you all about it someday.

My point is that, maybe the Woodchucks aren't cut out to play baseball. Why don't you all start a roller derby team!?

pork luck said...

YES, I WAAAAAS WEARING MY BOOBALICIOUS SWIM SUIT!

Ramón said...

Maybe your teammates got distracted by the swimsuit(?)

EGE said...

Was Morganna the Kissing Bandit there?

Ramón said...

Morganna the Kissing Bandit Who is that!?!?!?

EGE said...

Ooh! She's a VERY boobalicious mama who used to run onto professional baseball fields in the middle of games, kiss a player, and run off. The whole stadium -- even the nosebleeders -- could witness the effect of running on her boobaliciousness.

(Now, can you tell me HOW you made ITALICS in a COMMENT? Because I'm tired of having to CAPITALIZE everything!)

Ramón said...

First; you type a left arrow thingie, then the letter[i], followed by a right arrow thingie, then type the word(s), then the left arrow thingie again, followed by a right-leaning slash thingie, followed by the letter[i], followed by a right arrow thingie, and you're done!

OK - I'm having a visual of Poor-Poor Sara, compressed into her bathing suit; riding off to work on the Artist-Formerly-Known-as-Michelle's BMX, wearing a fez. Now she's sitting at work and her bare thighs are stuck to her chair. This San Francisco heatwave is murder!!!

Fan yourself, Sara - fan yourself!

EGE said...

like this?

EGE said...

YAY!!! THANK YOU!!! THIS DESERVES ITALICS AND CAPS!!!!

Okay, I'm done.

Seriously, thank you.

milo said...

it's not working...

milo said...

what the hell???? how come i can't get it?

Ramón said...

EGE: ♪♬♫YOU ROCK!!!!♫♬♪

Ramón said...

TAFKAM: Ask Banjo for assistance.

milo said...

grrrrrrr!!!

Ramón said...

Did you mean "grrrrrrr!!!"?

Lucky Day!

Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!