Next time Mean Mr Migraine visits, contact us, and all of your readers will visit you, en masse; we'll climb into bed with you and frighten Mr Migraine away. We'll bring drums and cymbals - we'll shout incantations and dance around the room. That ought to scare him away!
Jayne is right; but I would prescribe Margaritas - You're probably suffering from a vitamin depletion, brought on by having to wallow in a bed of pain and misery, so an elixir, high in citrus will do wonders - the tequila takes the pucker-inducing properties out of the lime. There's iodine in salt, so that has to be good for something!
Gauging your migraine by the size of the monster, I'd say a pitcherful would be the minimum necessary dose.
If that fails, I have a bottle of Bacardi 151° at your disposal.
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hehehee.... he's cute!!!
Poor Sara - poor, poor Sara.
Next time Mean Mr Migraine visits, contact us, and all of your readers will visit you, en masse; we'll climb into bed with you and frighten Mr Migraine away.
We'll bring drums and cymbals - we'll shout incantations and dance around the room. That ought to scare him away!
Ramón
Oh, rotten...hope you're feeling better today!
BLECCH! Feel better!!! Dark room? Ice packs for head? Tiger balm for neck? Major prescription drugs? Saltines? Are you sure it isn't poison ivy?
(My poor sis gets migraines, too.)
I advise gin and plenty of it.
Feel better soon !!
Jayne is right;
but I would prescribe Margaritas - You're probably suffering from a vitamin depletion, brought on by having to wallow in a bed of pain and misery, so an elixir, high in citrus will do wonders - the tequila takes the pucker-inducing properties out of the lime. There's iodine in salt, so that has to be good for something!
Gauging your migraine by the size of the monster, I'd say a pitcherful would be the minimum necessary dose.
If that fails, I have a bottle of Bacardi 151° at your disposal.
Ramón
wow.. such wonderful advice! I think i'll try them all and report back!
ouch! sorry, my Fiance gets migaines too. I showed him your picture and he said it's VERY accurate.
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