Monday, May 05, 2008

jitter bug

Michelle and i.. or.. "whatever the hell her name is" were watching Good Morning America and they interviewed that Doctor Oz guy from the Oprah show. He was talking about.. you guessed it.. Livers. Livers are quite the star as far as organs go, you know. They take up most of the real estate in your belly and basically clean up after all the messes you make in your life. He was talking about how to keep your Liver happy by you know, not drinking and stuff.. blah blah blah.. i didnt listen to the stern bits but the good news is!!!!! COFFEE!!! If you drink coffee you can save yourself from the dreaded Liver cancer!!! I was pretty ruff on the ol' organ this weekend so i thought i'd double up on that magic elixir. Now i'm buzzing around like a bee on crack. I think i need some gin to calm down.


Blogger Ramón said...

I betcha good ol' whatever-her-name-is looked at you and pronounced:

"You see?! Aren't you glad that I went out and bought a new coffee-maker!?"

Maybe you oughta casually mention that scientists have discovered that deep-fried fish tacos from Nick's Place have been proven to reduce age spots and wrinkles.
Just to play it safe and to be in the vanguard of medical science, I went there yesterday and ate a couple of them. It's hard to believe that anything that tastes so good is legal.

10:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, I'll drink to that...whichever. Wow, and deep fried fish tacos. Actually any deep fried anything. I know with that information I am in for a long life with a happy liver and no more wrinkles...ooops too late.
Jamamay I

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Does that make an "irish whiskey" a health food?

10:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoops, I meant "Irish Coffee"

10:53 AM  
Blogger pork luck said...

heheheheh.. too many irish coffees already ronnie?

12:51 PM  
Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Okay, I believe I have imbibed sufficient coffee to tackle the subject of Michelle's new name. Sorry for the delayed reaction and an advanced sorry if they're all unspeakably crappy--I have no spidey sense in these things:


Havoc is always a nice last name.

9:11 AM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

havoc is a brilliant last name!!!
esme.. that's a fun one...

esme havoc.. hehehe...
more creative than
sunny lane huh?

9:49 AM  
Blogger pork luck said...

oh hi sparkle! Thanks for the naming brainstorm! I like Ellery, Greer and Billie. Michelle, what do you think?

9:51 AM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

well ellery is awfully cute!

10:08 AM  
Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Cool! I believe that "Billie Havoc" has a certain elan. I'm partial to Ellery, as well.

I'm confident you will not find others (or at least as many others) with these names.


10:21 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...

How about Goby?

As your Piscean mood changes, you can add a suffix.

Goby Karr
Goby Foot
Goby Plane
Goby Wing
Goby Jett
Goby Night/Knight
Goby Wrail/Rail
Goby Beer
Goby Donuts

The possibilities are endless! Why get stuck with one name!?

11:03 AM  
Blogger Michelle White said...

I'm aquarius!

11:05 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...


Kabel Knit
Kabel Carr
Kabel Graham
Kabel Bridge

Plus, how many Kabels are there out there? Don't pass this one up.

11:07 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...


Well there you have it! So I think that we're back to the Aqua theme.

11:10 AM  
Blogger Ramón said...

Stop the presses!!

Drumroll, please!


The Artist Formerly Known As Michelle!

It's Brilliant!

7:38 PM  

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