I was in the shower this morning and michelle asked what was taking so long. I said, "I'm shaving all my parts..." as she left the room she turned back and said... "Don't forget your face!"
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Lucky Day!
Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!
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Good advice, and get rid of those ♭♫♩Elvis ♪♬ sideburns too.
Oh, and the nose hairs. Any longer and you'll be able to wax those puppies in to a handlebar 'stache. :)
Ramón
Hey! easy brotha!
The DEVIL made me write those things!!
Ramón
well, alright then. I'm on good terms with the devil.
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