Monday, April 21, 2008

Number 4

Gas costs 4 DOLLARS!!!! WHAT THE??? I have an idea for a new industry. Don't join the bandwagon and trade in your wheat fields for corn. Start printing the number 4. Hide them in your basement and then auction them off on Ebay to the highest bidder! I'll bet gas stations all over America are on a mad search for 4s.

P.S. Michelle made fun of my TV/microwave all weekend. You know, she's all artsy fartsy.

18 comments:

milo said...

DID NOT!

pork luck said...

DID TO!

Anonymous said...

Don't MAKE me send for the cafeteria lady to separate you two!

Ramón

milo said...

it looks like an easy bake oven :)

Anonymous said...

Well, it does look like a microwave oven, but who would put an ice cream sundae in one? So, it's clearly supposed to be a TV.

Sheesh!!

Ramón

milo said...

what? those are cupcakes

pork luck said...

grrrrr

Anonymous said...

awwwww - i thought it was cute....

pork luck said...

Thank you!

Anonymous said...

but the Giants still suck.

bahhahahahahahha

Anonymous said...

Michelle wrote: "what? those are cupcakes"

No; the yellow thingie above the red thingie that's below the chocolate-covered pink and white thingie is supposed to be a banana.

Sara; being the ar-teeest that she is, was conveying her story using her profound emotional ties to abstract expressionism.

The work is clearly a juxtaposition of primeval hunger at odds with rational action dictated by synapses triggered by a thinly veiled gluttonous moment - the very distillation of the human condition when it is confronted with either throwing off the shackles of indentured servitude to the whims of the senses, versus her inner Athena.

We must extol her virtues and forgive her foibles.

Ramón

milo said...

To Ramon: Thank you so much for understanding my inner Athena.

Dearest Renovation Therapy, all i can say is.. OUCH. But i deserve it. EGE doesnt just have One Friend.

milo said...

wait.. that last comment was from Sara... not me.. i'm still dealing with the microwave... haven't ventured on to the nfl yet

Anonymous said...

Wow Michelle; it's like you were channeling Sara or something! Who else can you do?
That could be a new career path for you - sort of a Ms Cleo!
Set yourself up with a turban and a crystal ball - Madame Michelle; sees all, blabs everything.
You could put a sandwich board in front of your place.

Ramón

milo said...

or in this economy.. i could simpy wear the sandwich board :)

Anonymous said...

Hey Michelle; maybe you could rent out your forehead as advertising space - you know, like Coca-Cola or something. Avoid Preparation H.

Ramón

pork luck said...

Ok, i put up a new post so you two can talk about something else for a while.

Anonymous said...

Wait!! Notice anything different about me?
No - I'll cut it at the weekend.
Nope - they're the same frames I've had for a while.
Uh uh - these are my usual jeans.

My socks! I scored these very cool Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz socks!
Cool, huh?

Ramón

Lucky Day!

Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!