Thursday, January 24, 2008

good advice

I was just remembering a horoscope i read one time. I was reading the newspaper and thought i'd check out my horoscope for the day... It had the obvious advice they usually dole out to us cancers.. You know, be open to new romances, climb the corporate ladder, blah blah blah.. and then the last sentence was a bit more pointed than usual.. "avoid heavy lifting."



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Solution: Have Michelle, with her new-found talent for training Banjo, teach her how to open your 32oz can of Fosters and pour it into two beer mugs - heavy lifting avoided.


1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This was my horoscope yesterday: "TAURUS (April 20-May 20). Letters and e-mails are exceptionally lucky. There's an opportunity to associate with someone creative, interesting and possibly famous. Singles: You date someone once considered out of your league."

Well; I put on my most eager smile, and I didn't stray far from the telephone, or my computer..........Um, I'm still waiting...........the corsage is wilting......


1:34 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

Don't you worry.. yer one hot tamale

4:06 PM  

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