Thursday, January 31, 2008

God is a Giants fan

The time is near. The Giants take the field in 3 days and 2.5 hours. I know this is a bit blasphemous.. but i think God is a Giants fan. I've been saying a little prayer on the G-men's behalf each night before i lay down to sleep. I think it might help.

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Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmmm; I dunno. Difficult supplications usually require drastic measures.
I think you will have to resort to............HUMAN SACRIFICE!!!

Why leave it up to whim!?
What if you get bumped to the bottom of the To Do List? Do you think that you could carry the guilt for the rest of your life!?!?
If you really want to go to the front of the V.I.P. list, writhe on the floor and speak in tongues.
Holding a poisonous snake while you're writhing may clinch the deal; you know, to show that you're sincere and stuff.
War, Famine, Pestilence - that stuff can wait. Sara's got an urgent request!

Can I watch?


4:53 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

humm.. snakes... too scary...

did anybody notice that my cartoon got a haircut?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, and I also noticed that you were bulging in strange places, but I didn't want to draw attention to it.
Did someone cut your hair with a Flowbee?


5:48 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...


10:46 AM  
Blogger Michelle White Illustration said...

hehehe.. oh please, sara looks totally hot with her new do... not to mention she's skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

See? I told-ya! Human sacrifice works every time!! I did sacrifice and burn a ram on the alter; cause the smoke is pleasing to you-know-Who.........
Still, I'm bummed that I missed seeing you writhing on the floor, speaking in tongues - it would've made great halftime entertainment too; as long as you didn't, you know, have a garment malfunction........


9:16 PM  

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