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Lucky Day!
Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!
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My motorcycle has been a nightmare this year with parking tickets and vandalism.. so i met a guy at lunch about renting a garage space to ke...
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Ok , so Michelle has decided that she's tired of being Michelle. She wants to change her name to something a bit more.. uh.. you know.. ...
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Gas costs 4 DOLLARS!!!! WHAT THE??? I have an idea for a new industry. Don't join the bandwagon and trade in your wheat fields for corn....
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Hmmm; I dunno. Difficult supplications usually require drastic measures.
I think you will have to resort to............HUMAN SACRIFICE!!!
Why leave it up to whim!?
What if you get bumped to the bottom of the To Do List? Do you think that you could carry the guilt for the rest of your life!?!?
If you really want to go to the front of the V.I.P. list, writhe on the floor and speak in tongues.
Holding a poisonous snake while you're writhing may clinch the deal; you know, to show that you're sincere and stuff.
War, Famine, Pestilence - that stuff can wait. Sara's got an urgent request!
Can I watch?
Ramón
humm.. snakes... too scary...
did anybody notice that my cartoon got a haircut?
Yes, and I also noticed that you were bulging in strange places, but I didn't want to draw attention to it.
Did someone cut your hair with a Flowbee?
Ramón
OUCH
hehehe.. oh please, sara looks totally hot with her new do... not to mention she's skinnnnnnnnnnnnnnny.
:)
See? I told-ya! Human sacrifice works every time!! I did sacrifice and burn a ram on the alter; cause the smoke is pleasing to you-know-Who.........
Still, I'm bummed that I missed seeing you writhing on the floor, speaking in tongues - it would've made great halftime entertainment too; as long as you didn't, you know, have a garment malfunction........
Ramón
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