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Michelle and i went on a short vacation up the coast last weekend. We stayed in this tiny cottage. So cute! Right next to a little stream. I didn't realize it but i guess little streams come with little bugs. And little bugs scare me!! So, yes, i did freak out and try to smack a bee with a broom. OK, a couple of bees. And yes, i accidentally stepped on a caterpillar. And, well... that bumble bee that landed in my lap had it coming when i wacked him with my sweatshirt! And for Pete's sake! Spiders are creepy! Especially spiders crawling on the firewood i brought into the house! So, your honor, i throw myself on the mercy of the court. I'm just a city girl! Take mercy on me!!