I was taking a bath this morning and noticed the neighbor's cat in the bathroom window. He was staring at me. Naked. He's pretty young. Not a kitten but not yet full grown either. I kind of felt like an unattractive Anne Bancroft playing it up to a young Dustin Hoffman's Benjamin Braddock. If he shows up in the window again tomorrow morning I'll put some Simon and Garfunkel on the turn-table and invite him in... MEOW.Wednesday, March 18, 2009
pussy cat theater
I was taking a bath this morning and noticed the neighbor's cat in the bathroom window. He was staring at me. Naked. He's pretty young. Not a kitten but not yet full grown either. I kind of felt like an unattractive Anne Bancroft playing it up to a young Dustin Hoffman's Benjamin Braddock. If he shows up in the window again tomorrow morning I'll put some Simon and Garfunkel on the turn-table and invite him in... MEOW.
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