Wednesday, November 07, 2007


Michelle leaves tonight to go visit her dad in Florida. She is pretty the much the matriarch of our little family. She buys all the food and feeds the animals. Banjo alerted the cats that its just me this weekend and that they may all starve. The whole house is up in arms.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ethel passed this missive to Banjo, with orders to pass it to me. Since neither of them have very good typing skills, I was drafted to send this to you.
Remember, I’m only the messenger!

“Fer Gawd’s sake, woman — get a spine!
What’s to stop you from tottering down to Memphis Minnie’s fer a side of ribs an’ some mac n’ cheese?
Whatta ‘bout calling fer some take-out? What; are all the restaurants in town closing ‘cause Michelle’s hot-footin’ it to Florida?”
Or, whatta ‘bout that smarmy nitwit who comes to walk Banjo? I swear, if I hear him say “what a good girl Banjo is”, ONE more time, I’m gonna go postal!!!

I sense some underlying tension. My theory is Ethel still hasn’t gotten past being “abandoned” week before last -- Ramón

P.S. Heeeeeeey; am I the nitwit she’s referring to?!?

4:06 PM  
Blogger Michelle White Illustration said...


4:15 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

hold on!!!! hold on!!!! I was only referring to the pet food.. not the people food. I'm the chef in the house.. so no worries about me starving (justs look at me!) The pets will be fine too.. michelle left a long list of what to do and who eats what.. phew! I think we'll make it!

9:01 AM  
Blogger jamamay said...

Hey, I have to say it, no one is going to surpass Ethel in being the matriarch. Maybe you should all pass the ball to Ethel and let her handle it. Oh she hiding again?

12:59 PM  

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