Yes. This is the same cartoon you saw a few days ago. I dont usually recycle my cartoons... but.. this one fits. She did it again. My 70 year old mother got another speeding ticket!! SLOW DOWN LADY!!
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I said it before, and I'll say it again; buy mom a radar detector! Otherwise, you'll be baking a file into one of your delicious pound cakes. You may also want to ask her if she thinks she looks hot in an orange jumpsuit.
Of course she may want to peel that "ZsaZsa was right! bumper sticker off and stick a PAL on! Another helpful hint: Paperclip a C-note to her driver license.........just to expedite things.
Better make that a Euro C-note. At the rate that the dollar is plunging, an LAPD will be lucky to to walk out of a Dunkin' Donuts with a baker's dozen for that coin of the realm.
She could always try some plea bargaining, like telling the CHP that her parole officer warned her that one more speeding ticket and it's back to the slammer.
Who knows; she can give the CHP a big sad puppy look - sorta like the eyes in one of Michelle's drawings, and say in her best maternal tone: "Officer, I can tell that you may have had a mother." - that's sure to soften the coldest heart!
Hmm; instead of a radar detector, buy mom a calling card; that way she can call me if they drag her to jail. I'm full of ideas!
I can't believe there is a street left in LA where you can speed anymore. I love Ramon's idea but I got a parking ticket once the day before Mother's Day and I caught the officer writing it. He gave it to me with the wish for a Happy Mother's Day.
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I said it before, and I'll say it again; buy mom a radar detector!
Otherwise, you'll be baking a file into one of your delicious pound cakes.
You may also want to ask her if she thinks she looks hot in an orange jumpsuit.
Ramón
bhahahha... seriously!!! maybe we should get her a moped that caps out at 35
Of course she may want to peel that "ZsaZsa was right! bumper sticker off and stick a PAL on!
Another helpful hint: Paperclip a C-note to her driver license.........just to expedite things.
Ramón
Better make that a Euro C-note.
At the rate that the dollar is plunging, an LAPD will be lucky to to walk out of a Dunkin' Donuts with a baker's dozen for that coin of the realm.
Ramón
She could always try some plea bargaining, like telling the CHP that her parole officer warned her that one more speeding ticket and it's back to the slammer.
Who knows; she can give the CHP a big sad puppy look - sorta like the eyes in one of Michelle's drawings, and say in her best maternal tone: "Officer, I can tell that you may have had a mother." - that's sure to soften the coldest heart!
Hmm; instead of a radar detector, buy mom a calling card; that way she can call me if they drag her to jail. I'm full of ideas!
Ramón
Oh, and buy her a harmonica........just in case.
Ramón
I can't believe there is a street left in LA where you can speed anymore. I love Ramon's idea but I got a parking ticket once the day before Mother's Day and I caught the officer writing it. He gave it to me with the wish for a Happy Mother's Day.
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