The other day i was watching good morning america and they had these two doctors on talking about how to de-stress your life. The little cliff hanger before the commercial was that a bottle of wine could help. OOOH! Cool! Justification for the drinking the bottle sitting in the kitchen! But when they came back from the commercial break they said its not about drinking the wine.. its about the cork. If you put the cork in your mouth and hold it top to bottom between your teeth it relaxes your jaw and releases tension. Well, i thought that was a swell idea! Michelle is quite the chatty cathy! I told her about the exercise and the de-stressing powers of the cork... had her put it in her mouth and presto! Peace and quiet in the house!!!Friday, November 16, 2007
put a cork in it...
The other day i was watching good morning america and they had these two doctors on talking about how to de-stress your life. The little cliff hanger before the commercial was that a bottle of wine could help. OOOH! Cool! Justification for the drinking the bottle sitting in the kitchen! But when they came back from the commercial break they said its not about drinking the wine.. its about the cork. If you put the cork in your mouth and hold it top to bottom between your teeth it relaxes your jaw and releases tension. Well, i thought that was a swell idea! Michelle is quite the chatty cathy! I told her about the exercise and the de-stressing powers of the cork... had her put it in her mouth and presto! Peace and quiet in the house!!!
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"And so, an eerie silence descended over the house........
I'm not going to say one word about today's blog!
I'm going to be as quiet as a mouse.
As noiseless as a crypt.
As mute as the Sphinx.
As silent as a Trappist Monk.
As hushed as a forest.
As muffled as a snowflake.
As soundless as a scream in outer space.
As speechless as a statue.
Grrlfren; you're on your own with this one!
Ramón
Well, Michelle, on the bright side; at least it wasn't some of that wine-in-a-box stuff!
What's on the menu for tonight, chili? Or should that be spelled chilly?
You may as well dig up your lucky baseball socks; you're going to have to warm up your own feet tonight!
Ramón
You're starting to sound like a cranky old man. Sara, that is, not Ramon.
SFW
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