Thursday, December 04, 2008

National Security

I'm going to take a short break from the usual, "Whoops i found a bee up my nose" joke to something of much greater importance. Namely our country's national security. I've noticed that the last three people chosen to be secretary of state have been women. Why not a man? You may ask. Well, i have a theory. I think its the NAG factor. Women through out history have been able to nag men into taking out the trash, picking up their dirty socks from the living room floor and buying them anything from that pair of Manolo Blahniks they've been eyeing all the way to a big fat diamond ring. So, its perfect to choose a woman to deal with the men who lead the world's nations. And if you get one with a particularly annoying voice!? Even better. Madeliene Albright's baritone wasnt too bad... Condoleeza Rice's nasally delivery was definitely off putting. But HILARY!? Oh yah baby! Nagging with that god awful voice of hers? All our nation's troubles are just one big nag session away.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, Uncle Sara... I just might find this post really offensive.

jen said...

You are so right. Cut the PC crap, "anonymous." Hillary's voice is sooooooo grating, the Men in Charge will just want her to SHUT UP already! OKAY WE'LL DO IT!

Which is her plan all along.

Lucky Day!

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