You may be wondering what this is.. perhaps some sort of outerspace diagram or maybe a tribute to an abstract artist? No no.. this is what i see everynight at the dog park. Michelle got Banjo a red collar that lights up so we can find her in the dark. BUT! She told all the other dog owners where she got it and now ALL the dogs have red light up collars. Nobody can tell which is which in the pitch black of daylight savings time.Wednesday, December 19, 2007
which one's mine?
You may be wondering what this is.. perhaps some sort of outerspace diagram or maybe a tribute to an abstract artist? No no.. this is what i see everynight at the dog park. Michelle got Banjo a red collar that lights up so we can find her in the dark. BUT! She told all the other dog owners where she got it and now ALL the dogs have red light up collars. Nobody can tell which is which in the pitch black of daylight savings time.
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Lucky Day!
Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!
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Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!
3 comments:
¡Kay Problema!
Well, instead of wallowing in a tepid-tub of pond scum (see DMV), you could constructively use that free time to go door-to-door in the city and county of San Francisco to get enough signatures to ban Daylight Savings Time from the city (one more step in our bid to secede).
That way, it'll still be daylight when you take Banjo to the park.
Of course a disgruntled mob may try to storm your tenement, crying for Michelle's head on a pike, for flim-flamming them into buying the collars, but first things first.
OR! - Because you're an artiste, you could paint Banjo's LONG toenails (hint-hint) with some day-glo paint!
Failing that; you could buy one of those big Swiss cowbells and tie it to her neck!
Ramón
teeheehee...
ok ok... she's going to the groomer today!
You know they make a neat design! Get your camera1 There is a painting in this.
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