eyebrow

I over plucked this morning. Just the brow over the right eye. So now my face is frozen in a questioning smirk.

Have a swell weekend! Michelle and i are off to Mendocino for the weekend. We'll be back Tuesday.

Thanks McDonald's!

I just wanted to thank all the fast food chains and the snack industry for creating a society of chubby little kids. I discovered that i can fit into boy's extra large t-shirts. They cost half the price of grown up shirts. Of course, the blue bunny and dancing giraffe illustrations are a little embarassing to wear to work.. but hey! A deal is a deal! So..move over Timmy! I'm hitting your sales rack!

Season opener

I'm so excited! Softball season is back! Last night was the season opener of my softball team the Mighty Mighty Woodcocks. (two mighty's in our name because we are MIGHTY) We went down in defeat. But we'll get 'em next time!

I'm soooooo sore today. My softball muscles have atrofied. I seldom just take off in a sprint at work and slide on one knee to the bathroom. Or throw paper weights to my co-workers.

You caught the seldom bit? Yes, seldom. Which leaves the door open to the possiblity of a sprint/slide at any moment.

shave

I was in the shower this morning and michelle asked what was taking so long. I said, "I'm shaving all my parts..." as she left the room she turned back and said... "Don't forget your face!"

sky high

Michelle decided to wear super high heels today.
I look like a pre-schooler next to her.

alarm

Hello! Sorry i was missing in action for a few days. Michelle and i went to Tahoe for some spring skiing. The snow wasn't quite right for skiing so we decided to go sledding instead. We found a perfect hill behind some sort of county agency building. We were very sneaky and parked the car off to the side where nobody could see us. We crawled up the hill in a very navy seals manner.. careful not to get caught on private property.. and then.. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Slid all the way back down the mountain. Michelle had the car keys in her back pocket.. the kind of car keys that have an alarm button on them. As she zoomed down the mountain the car alarm would go off every time she hit a bump!

So much for stealth sledding.

art show tonight!

ART SHOW TONIGHT!

Michelle is shown here posing in front of her gorgeous artwork. I've placed paper bags over the paintings so you'll be surprised when you get there. If you're in San Francisco and in the mood to see some cool artwork and throw back a couple beers.. swing on by! I'm taking all challengers at the pool table!

The Valley Tavern
4054 24th st. (between Noe and Castro)
7-9 pm