Friday, September 04, 2009

Me and the French lady

This morning i took Banjo out for her morning walk and ran into our French neighbor with her little dog Peugeot. Here is our conversation:

Me: "Good morning! Good morning, Peugeot!"
French lady: "Good morning! Good morning, Banjo!
Me: "How is her leg?" (Peugeot has been limping for few weeks.)
French lady: "I don't like to comment."
Me: (blank stare)
French lady: (smiling at me with matching blank stare.)
Me: "Well, her leg seems better."
French lady: "I don't like the commute."
Me: (blank stare)
Me: (completely confused) Ok, bye bye!
French lady: "Bye bye!"


Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...


If you'd said something else about Peugeot's leg (with lady smiling and matching your blank stare), what would she have said next?

You: "Well, it's sure good to know her leg will be okay."
A) French lady: "I don't like to compute."
B) French lady: "I don't like the commas."
C) French lady: "I don't like the cumin."
D) French lady: "The purple cow will rise at dawn and fly low over the concourse."

5:29 PM  
Blogger milo said...

bahhahah.... belly roll laugh.. HEEHEEHEE...hehehe.... sparkles put me over the edge

6:45 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

Sparkle!! you always make me giggle!!!

8:11 AM  
Blogger Sparkle Plenty said...

Woo-hoo! 'tis an awesome day when I make Milo and Pork Luck giggle! Have a great long weekend, gals!

8:51 AM  
Blogger Renovation Therapy said...

Hope Peugeot isn't headed to a commune. Wheat grass will give him the squirts.

7:39 AM  

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