
Tuesday, February 26, 2008
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Lucky Day!
Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!

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Let that be a lesson to you!
Next time, call out: "Excuse me, do you know the capital of Malaysia?" - or something to that affect.
Or: "Excuse me, could you super-size that beef, chicken and pork chop burrito? Well, on second thought, it's fine like that."
THAT'S when you make a big theatrical gesture with the tip!
Face it; who doesn't want an audience when they're distributing largesse?
Ramón
But now we all know the truth.
Sarah's nice!
Sarah is not JUST nice, she's really - really - really nice!!
She's nice like going to a movie that you been waiting to see, and you snag the nice seat; the one without people loudly eating popcorn and unwrapping those deafening candy wrappers and the incontinent person in the middle seat nice!
She's nice like going to Safeway and Progresso soups are 10 for $10 nice!
She's nice like a getting a seat on MUNI......in both directions nice!
Ramón
This really made me laugh. The thought of her catching you as you took money out to give back to her.
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