my missing jacket

In our apartment building there is a freebee pile. Its down in the laundry room. You can put things that you don't want down there and people can take it for free. Ok, so keep that in mind as i tell you that a favorite jacket of mine has mysteriously disappeared.. i looked for it for a while but i finally gave up and just figured that it was in a box or a bag of ski clothes someplace and i'd find it later. This morning Michelle and i drove to work and saw our neighbor crossing the street in front of us. "That's funny," i thought, "he has a jacket just like the one that's missing." Michelle says, "oh look he's wearing your jacket... i put it in the freebee pile."

uh... mmmm... you... WHAT??? YOU PUT MY JACKET IN THE FREEBEE PILE???

grrr....