Whoa... we were just sitting there minding our own business watching the charlie brown halloween special when the house started rockin'! At first i thought it was just the neighbors upstairs moving furniture.. REALLY BIG FURNITURE..but then the windows started shaking.. and the walls.. and... RUN TO THE DOOR AND HIDE IN THE DOORFRAME!!!! ITS AN ERTHQUAKE!!!!!! AAAACK!!!
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How does the song go?
It really was no miracle. What happened was just this.
The wind began to switch - the house to pitch and suddenly the hinges started to unhitch.
Just then the Witch - to satisfy an itch went flying on her broomstick, thumbing for a hitch.
Munchkins
And oh, what happened then was rich.
*The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
*The house began to pitch. The kitchen took a slitch.
It landed on the Wicked Witch in the middle of a ditch,
Which was not a healthy situation for the Wicked Witch.
... Who began to twitch and was reduced to just a stitch of what was once the Wicked Witch.
Ok, all you Munckins! Altogether now.........!
Ramón
holy smokes Ramon! Thats so cool!
Oh, Uncle Sara, you're not supposed to stand in the doorway in an earthquake. You're supposed to lie down next to a really heavy piece of furniture so that when the wall or ceiling or bookcase or whatever falls on you, it hits the table, couch, ottoman, whatever and leaves a little triangle where you can live until they pull you out of the rubble. It's good if you take some food and water with you. And a first aid kit. Also, a toilet. Sometimes the rescue can take awhile.
You're very welcome.
Now, I want you & and your entire "crew" to dance around the house singing that little ditty!
Ramón
And also take a laptop,so that you can keep your blog going until the rescue teams arrive.
OR......you can let Banjo out, and she can run for help!
"Bark - bark - bark"
"What's that Banjo!!?? Sara and the cats are trapped in the triangle of life, and they only have enough food and water to last them another day, and there's a faint hint of gas, and some of the broken lamps are sparking, and you're afraid that the quake may have let the uranium from the hidden mine under the building seep up from below!?!?"
Stay tuned for the next episode of.......HAIGHT HOUSE of HORRORS! Next week at this theatre!
Ramón
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