St. Mina

All Hail St. Mina! I'm starting to feel better. The raw diet, no coffee, the poking with needles in my head, and the supplements all seem to be making amends with my body. I think my body and i will be friends again soon.. all thanks to mina!

raw

I'm on the never ending journey to find the answer to why i have vertigo. I went to see Mina the acupuncture lady. She poked me with needles and asked my body what's wrong. My body told her it's not happy with me... I'm really sorry body. I really am. I hope we can be friends again soon. Mina put me on a raw diet. Have you ever done a raw diet? There's really not all that much you can eat. I'm getting really envious of the dog's food. I'm afraid i might turn into one of those sleep eaters and find myself head first in the dog bowl at midnight.

tests

I still have vertigo.. tests, tests, tests.. i've been to the doctor and they've been poking and prodding me... i feel like one of those bugs stuck to a board for people to stare at.

size small

I'm a big fatso.. its been well documented here at luckypork. Do you have any idea how depressing it is to go shopping with Michelle and watch her buy things that fit out of the childrens section?

vertigo

WHOA.... i've had vertigo now for about a week.
Can somebody make the earth stop spinning?

flip flop addict

Banjo is showing signs of addiction. She has eaten about 8 flip flops...
time for an intervention.

my boss

My boss has been wanting to make luckypork since i started this blog. Yesterday she went to the florist to get some flowers for someone else and brought back a sunflower just for me. Sunflowers are my most favorite flower. That calls for a luckypork cameo. Thanks boss!