Wednesday, May 11, 2011

train ride

Sometimes i ride the train home from work. There's not much to do to pass the time on the train except look out the window and let your mind wander. Here are some of the things i think while i'm on the train:


1. This train smells like Mayonnaise.
2. The guy behind me is snoring. If i bang the back of my chair really hard i wonder if i can wake him up? I'll try it.... BANG!             Bang, bang, bang!!!!!!         eh, nothin'
3. Yikes, Trains go thru some really nasty neighborhoods.
4. Hey, there's a bunch of kids peeing on the train as it passes!!!! Wow........ as disgusting as that is... I have to give it to 'em...they're pretty brave to get so close to the train with their little willy's exposed. I thought boys were more careful with their ding dongs. I would be if i had a ding dong.
5. Ugh, this train REALLY smells like Mayonnaise. I hate Mayonnaise.
6. The conductor guy is cute in his little "conductor guy outfit." I didn't think they really wore them. I wonder if he gets it dry-cleaned and the dry-clean lady feels sorry for him?
7. That lady across from me has gum. I found a quarter on the street the other day and i thought, "I'm gonna buy a gum ball with this quarter. But i never did.
8. Should i ask the lady for a piece of gum? But I'd have to ask for two pieces because i don't like how one tiny piece of gum feels in my mouth.         hummm........      NO! I cant ask her.
9. I hope Michelle and Banjo are waiting for me at the station! I hope she's wearing a dress and white gloves and a big hat just like in the movies from the 40's!
10. I see Michelle and Banjo! No dress, gloves and hat...but lovely to see them, just the same.

6 Comments:

Blogger jeesau said...

That post made me smile. Hope you are smiling a little more each day.

2:01 PM  
Anonymous railarson said...

It would have been even cooler if Banjo had been wearing the '40s dress and white gloves ;)

3:29 PM  
Anonymous Cake not signed in said...

Oooooh...this is just somehow so very adorable. :)

8:26 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

awww.. thanks Cake!

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I <3 this story Bean -Adam

8:48 AM  
Blogger pork luck said...

Thanks Adam!

9:15 AM  

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