Monday, May 16, 2011

spray paint

So, i used to feel sorry for toll takers. I used to think they had the worst job ever. I thought, "Wow, that would really suck to be trapped in that little booth all day." But I've recently changed my mind. I think being a toll taker would be HEAVEN compared to my NEW choice for worst job ever. The official WORST JOB EVER goes to the woman who had to give me a spray tan. Yep. I showed up at the spray tan place and she asked me to take all my clothes off and stand in the corner of the room. She handed me a hair net to bundle up my long hair. I followed her directions and stood naked before her on my mark...little painted footprints on the rubber floor. She gave me a quick run thru of what would to stand...and directed me to spin slowly in circles so as to get a nice even tan. And then it began... she pointed a hose at me and brown spray paint filled the room as i did a sort of Macarena dance in the corner. Spin, spin, spin and HEY MACARENA! This was, as you might imagine, THE most embarrassing thing I've done in a very long time. I'm sure I've done more embarrassing things while intoxicated but fortunately for me.. i cant remember them. This one is burned forever in my mind. As I'm sure it is for that poor spray tan lady.


Blogger Ramón said...

You MUST watch the episode of Absolutely Fabulous where Edina gets a spray tan; totally hilarious!

11:30 PM  
Blogger milo said...

oooh.. i LOVE Abfab!!! we'll have to look for it!

7:37 AM  
Blogger Jean Martha said...

Pretty please add a Share widget to your blog so I can post them to Facebook, Twitter, etc.


8:58 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

Hey there New Yorker! Havent heard from you for a while! I'll try to figure out how to do that :)

7:45 AM  
Anonymous Cake not signed in said...


Have a safe and wonderful trip to Spain! Send me a pooooostcard!!! *puppy eyes*

8:14 AM  
Blogger pork luck said...

Yes a post card for Cake is on my list!

9:01 AM  

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