the bus

I take a bus home from work sometimes. I work like 4 years away from home and so its a LONG ride. Last night we drove home in a rain storm. Kinda sketchy. I really wanted the bus driver to pay attention but he kept getting phone calls in his little blue tooth ear piece. He was distracted and i was freaked out. I was sitting in the front row so i was watching out the HUGE glass window as we swerved back and forth. In and out of traffic. Nearly crashing into the cars in front of us. Here's an excerpt from his phone calls:

"Yah, the Doc said i have to come into the office tomorrow." (other person talks..probably concerned) "Yah, he says i have a VERY serious bacterial infection and i MUST come into the office at 4:10 tomorrow." (other person talks..probably saying "HUH?") "Yah, the doc says i have a bacterial infection in my BLADDER. DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WAS WRONG!"

OH GAWD!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!