the cat

The other day i heard the dogs next door barking like crazy. I went out on the back deck to see what was going on and found my cat Roscoe jabbing his fluffy little arm at the dogs under the fence. 

That dude's a bad ass! Not the smartest member of the family. But a BAD ASS!

20 bucks

uh oh...

motorcycle

Michelle wouldn't let me ride my motorcycle until the health insurance from the new job kicked in... Cant imagine why..........

ahhh.. happiness is health insurance.

the bus

I take a bus home from work sometimes. I work like 4 years away from home and so its a LONG ride. Last night we drove home in a rain storm. Kinda sketchy. I really wanted the bus driver to pay attention but he kept getting phone calls in his little blue tooth ear piece. He was distracted and i was freaked out. I was sitting in the front row so i was watching out the HUGE glass window as we swerved back and forth. In and out of traffic. Nearly crashing into the cars in front of us. Here's an excerpt from his phone calls:

"Yah, the Doc said i have to come into the office tomorrow." (other person talks..probably concerned) "Yah, he says i have a VERY serious bacterial infection and i MUST come into the office at 4:10 tomorrow." (other person talks..probably saying "HUH?") "Yah, the doc says i have a bacterial infection in my BLADDER. DAMMIT! I TOLD YOU SOMETHING WAS WRONG!"

OH GAWD!!!! WE'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hat

A 3 year old can really help your self esteem if 

you ever doubt your outfit choice for the day.

Squirrel softball

This morning Michelle told me i needed to do a new post because the last one wasn't drawn very well and people might think i cant draw. I always...sometimes...appreciate her blunt delivery. The problem is my scanner is busted and i haven't had a minute to get a new one. So this little drawing was done right in the computer. Not tooooo bad...

anywhooooo... the story that goes along with this is as follows:

Michelle planted a bunch of sunflowers in the back yard. They grew and grew and the faces got HUGE! And there were hundreds of sunflower seeds ready for harvesting. Once harvested, a little salt and an hour in the oven and PRESTO! I save 99 cents on a bag of sunflower seeds for my next softball game. That is unless SOMEONE gets to the seeds first! I came outside this morning and found tons of empty shells on the patio. Apparently there was a squirrel softball game last night and those little buggers ate all my seeds! Dammit!

I'm not really mad about the seeds. 

I'm mad that i missed watching squirrels play softball.