OK, no joke today... i just wanted to show you how cute our costumes are. I'm a lost fisherman and Michelle is a lighthouse. Our friends Desiree and Jen are scuba divers. Presumably sent out to find the lost fisherman...me...and Banjo is a devil. 
so... if the elevator doors have closed to the point where you can only fit a piece of paper thru the crack.. let it go. The people inside want to get to their destination floor.
My cat snores. Its really cute at first.. aww.. kitty.. snoring... and then it gets louder and louder and you cant sleep and all you want to do is wake up the kitty and yell, "Hey lady! Stop sawing those logs!" But then you look at her and you just say.. "awww... kitty snoring...so cute..."
I was never able to do cool stunts like the other girls in the neighborhood. They could always do cartwheels and somersaults. They'd bounce around and spin and then drop into the splits. TA-DAH! Well, I'll bet they're jealous now! I walked into the bathroom and slipped on a wet spot and went right into the perfect splits! And then sorta bounced around off the bathtub and sink. Sure, i cant walk anymore.. but at least i can say i did it!
Michelle and i are planning on going to hear Jane Goodall speak at the new Museum of Natural Science on Halloween night. I guess that monkey costume i got for trick or treating is out...
Michelle broke my nose.
Last night Michelle and i went out for a drink with our friend Desiree for her birthday. Our other buddy Aimee was there too. We hadn't seen Aimee in a while. We asked where she'd been and she said, "Oh, I've been busy...i was sick...Michelle said that getting pooped on by a bird is good luck. Well, Halleluja! It's my lucky day!
