snap

I have to snap out of it! I cant stop daydreaming about what i'll be doing in Ireland. Last night I met my friend Amanda for a couple beers and she brought lots of books and maps and brochures from her trip to Ireland. She had a wonderful time there and she got me all excited about my trip coming up!

mothers and daughters

Michelle and Banjo are starting to have mother/daughter differences. Banjo is a teenager and just wants to talk on her cell phone and go to the mall with her friends. Michelle is trying to assert her authority but Banjo's not interested. It's a frustrating time in our house.

kibbles n bits

so, some of you warned me when i got the puppy that she might do this.. but.. i seriously never thought she would. Banjo has decided that cat poop is quite tasty. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!

my weekend

I had softball practice yesterday... and then we went to the albotross for a beer. There was a creepy guy who kept taking banjo with him and making her do tricks. I think he was a pet-o-phile! I got really mad at him and made him give her back to me. Then, i went to the emergency hospital because an ovarian cyst burst.

I feel better today.

one

Michelle likes to do everything together. Sometimes i think she would like it if we were one person.

double d

Michelle got some fake boobs for fun. She doesn't wear them... they sit on the dresser.. and its weird to walk in and see two boobs just sitting there.

That's all i have to say about that.

memories

My memory is finally coming back. I'm starting to get flashbacks from St. Patrick's Day. This is a particularly disturbing one. That's Michelle on rollerskates at Durty Nelly's bar doing something she calls "shoot the duck."