Wednesday, December 07, 2011

shave and a haircut... 2 bits

Yes, you are correct. The above drawing is probably the single worst drawing I've ever done of a hand. Its kind of freaking me out to look at it. But i drew it to illustrate this story so bear with me for a moment.

I shaved my arms this morning. I looked down yesterday at my hands as i typed and besides noticing that they looked eerily like my mothers hands.. which was disturbing enough... i noticed that my arms were crazy hairy! I had been wearing a sweater and the wind combined with the friction of pushing my sleeves up and down all day as the temperature changed in the room made my little arm hairs stand straight up! I looked like a werewolf! I decided right then and there that i would shave it off in the shower this morning so as to avoid any further electricity hair raising problems. So i did just that. I got the ol' baby blue BIC outa the cabinet and shaved it right off. While i was at it i went after my mustache. Might as well. I emerged clean as whistle. Soft and pink. Just like i like me. BUT! Much to my dismay! I missed a patch on my wrist. Right where that sorta weird knuckle looking thing is on the outside of your wrist? Yep. Missed it. So today i have a bunch of frizzy electric hair standing straight up in a small bunch on my right wrist. Should i stretch my hand out to shake yours today.. please look away. I'm a beast.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Think what it will be like when you get stubble. Don't shave your arms girlfriend!
sfw

3:00 PM  
Blogger pork luck said...

heheheh... i'll shave off the stubble.

humm.. i can see where this could turn into a life long commitment.

3:04 PM  
Blogger Ramón said...

What you may really want to monitor is nose hair. As if by magic, you wake up one morning looking like the baritone in a barbershop quartet.

6:43 PM  
Blogger jeesau said...

Oh my...unwanted hair. Such a troublesome part of life. Some I obsess over, some I just think, "meh. whaddya gonna do?"

10:59 AM  

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