one piece

For Christmas I got Michelle a pair of those old timey long johns. You know, the kind with the butt flap you unbutton to go potty? It was kind of a joke gift... i had no idea she would actually wear them.. 

ALL THE TIME....

can i get a light?

Last night i woke up in the middle of the night smelling gas. I got up and quickly checked the stove. Everything was off. I opened all the windows and waited for a bit until the smell began to dissipate. I finally decided it was safe to go back to bed. In the morning Michelle asked why all the windows were opened. I told her that i had smelled gas in the night so i opened them to get fresh air in the house. She said, "Oh you did smell gas! We left one of the burners on and the spark didn't ignite so gas was leaking. But don't worry, i checked it by lighting a match."

uh..... 

WOW...I'm glad i survived THAT one!!

vertigo

I've had vertigo for about a week now. Sucks. Really sucks. I talked to the doctor about it and he gave me an exercise to do to help get rid of it. 

Get this.. this is the exercise:

Sit on the edge of the bed and THROW yourself down and SMASH your head against the bed. Repeat 10 times. This is to get some sort of ball bearing or something to roll around in your ear canal and move back into the right position. I think its just a doctor prank.