conehead

My cat Ethel had to go to the doctor this morning. Now she has to wear a cone.. and the other animals cant stop laughing.

wake up call

Don't you just love to be awakened by the sound of someone screaming, "You're late!" Really gets the blood flowing...

GIANT TICKET

HURRAY! For my birthday Michelle got me plane tickets to New York AND tickets to see the New York Giants (my absolute FAVORITE football team!!!) play the San Francisco 49ers at Meadowlands Stadium. It's probably not called Meadowlands anymore.. its probably like.. Mervyn's Park or something.

Also, Banjo got me some new underwear for my birthday since she ate my other ones. I'm modeling them here for you along with my fancy tubesocks.

oh, arent birthday's just grand?!

Birthday!

Hurray! Its my birthday on sunday! I'm going to celebrate ALLLLLLLL weekend!!!

also, i have an axe in my head.. if anybody noticed... because i got a migraine yesterday and i'm still feeling the effects.

hiking

Michelle and Banjo and i joined our friends Wesley, Melissa and Elmo for a father's day hike. None of us are fathers. I had a crazy saturday night and was still feeling the effects sunday morning. But it was a gorgeous hike along the ocean down near Moss Beach... and it was lots of fun to catch up with our buddies.

I'm starting to feel better now.

Rejection

Sometimes we take Banjo to the Dog Park to play and the chemistry isnt right so she just goes off and plays by herself. I feel so bad for her.. like she's been rejected by the other pooches.

Birthday Present

Michelle asked me this morning what i'd like for my birthday... I told her i'd really just like a nap.

Mighty Mighty Losers

The Mighty Mighty Woodcocks were in the playoffs last night. Oh how we played our little woodcock hearts out.. but alas.. it wasnt to be. That big fat other team won. I hate that big fat other team.

Motorcycle mamma!

Yay! I finally have my motorcycle back... Its been quite a saga. First, somebody came by and sliced my sparkplug in half and it wouldnt start.. then one of those mean meter ladies came by in her little three wheeler and had it towed to the impound yard... because it had been in the same place for over 72 hours. Thats a weird law, by the way. I had it towed from the impound yard to the bike shop and had it fixed up. I've been riding it for a couple days and i'm having a blast! Michelle worries about me on the bike.. luckily she cant see me doing my acrobatic stunts like i'm doing here!

wake up!!

I'm from L.A. and the sun they have down there is a real over achiever.. but the sun here in San Francisco is a LAZY ASS!

I put white stripes on my t-shirt today.. don't know why....

rug

Well... we gave up on cleaning the rug. It looked terrible after we washed it. So michelle went out and bought a brand new gorgeous charcoal colored rug with a black border. Within an hour it was already covered in dog and cat hair. I guess the only answer left to us is... to get rid of the animals. sorry banjo, ethel and roscoe... but i need a clean rug.

rug doctor

Michelle decided that we could just wash the rug we already have. So we rented a rug doctor from safeway for 50 dollars.. it weighs about a thousand pounds. Our rug is tiny. I pulled it up the two flights of stairs and then around the little circle rug twice. Then back down 2 flights and back to safeway. Well worth the money, I'd say.

elevator man

This weekend Michelle and i went to buy a rug because our old rug was digusting. We parked at the Stockton Street Garage on the 7th floor. About a thousand teenage girls got on the elevator with us and when they exited they all said "Thank you" to me. Do you think they thought i ran the elevator? And if so.. do you think i need to rethink my wardrobe?

Panties

I put on my favorite panties this morning.. only to discover Banjo got to them first.