Remember

Well, this is it. I'll have to say goodbye to Luckypork for a couple weeks. We're off to publand! I'll try to remember to come home.

fatclub

Do you watch that show.. Celebrity Fit Club? Well, i just weighed myself this morning and discovered that i weigh the same as the fat celebrities. Depressing.

but on a better note... michelle gave me pigtails! So at least i'm a cute fatty.

blame game

It's nice to have a dog so you can blame them for all the messes in the house.

random thoughts

Do boobs keep growing your whole life like your ears and nose? And do the left and the right grow at the same rate?

prankster

Michelle is an aquarius. That means she's the merry prankster of the zodiac. She loves to play little tricks on me. Yesterday, she dumped a bunch of hot pepper sauce into my chili... and then waited for my reaction. She got a reaction alright.

Finally

train driver

This morning we had a slow ride.. the driver kept coming on the public address system and chatting with us about his private life and what he was going to do as soon as this slow ass ride was over.

WE WON!

yay!

Free Paco!

Banjo has figured out that she can chew her leash in half to get free. Last night we were hanging out with our friends and they brought Paco along. He's a french bulldog. Banjo LOVES Paco. She was off leash and Paco had to stay on leash. Well, Banjo was having none of that.. she wanted to play with Paco. So she chewed thru his leash and set him free. The two are living happily ever after. We owe Deseree and Esther a new leash.

oy vey

Not sure if any of you have noticed this large clamp on my head. Last Tuesday i got a migraine that lasted an entire week. I'm just now snapping out of it. That was a bummer.

Dave

Dude!! I saw Dave Chappell yesterday!! He was walking across the street at the corner of Howard and.. like... 3rd street. He saw michelle's cute little '61 bug and flashed the peace sign at us! Then he went into Pete's coffee.. once i got my witts about me i yelled.. "HEY!" but he was already inside.

ebay store

I've noticed some of my jewelry is missing. I think the cats have set up an ebay store and are selling my stuff while i'm at work.

NO PARKING!

Parking SUCKS in San Francisco! I had my guitar lesson last night. The blue line shown here is the route to my teachers house. As you can see.. its very close to my house and easy to get to. The red line is my search for parking. I drove around for an hour and finally gave up and came home. Now i wont get a new lesson until next week. HOW WILL I BECOME A ROCK STAR IN THIS CITY!!??

shame on you

In San Francisco there is a thing called "Critical Mass." This is where hundreds of bicyclists ride thru the streets and block traffic to get the point across that its better to ride a bike than to drive a car and stink up the universe with pollutants. Usually, i'm in support of Critical Mass. But they went too far this time. There was a family in town from Redwood City riding around in their mini van on their way to Japantown for their daughter's birthday. They simply wanted to see the cherry blossoms. Critical Mass converged on them and terrorized the poor family!

This is a direct quote from Michelle this morning upon reading the account in the news. "You try to strap your family to the back of your bike you dumb ass!"

opener

spring

Hurray! Spring has arrived! And with it... SOFTBALL SEASON!! Tonight is the first game. So take a moment at around 8 pm tonight and will the Woodcocks on to victory! yep.. you heard right... woodcocks :)

family-o-meter

We're going to have Banjo stay at a fancy doggy hotel while we're away in Ireland. This weekend we had to be interviewed to see if we're good enough. Michelle made us get all dressed up. It felt like we were trying to get our child into a high class pre-school.