It wasnt as cool as i thought

I got Michelle a Sirius portable satellite radio for Christmas. Its called a Stiletto so it sounded really cool. After she got the radio activated she discovered that in order to receive the satellite feed she has to wear this really big headset with an antenna attached. Also, she can't walk under any trees or she'll lose the signal.

cords are fun to eat

This morning i thought it would be fine for Banjo to play in the livingroom unsupervised while i slept for a few more minutes. I was wrong. She chewed thru the computer cord.

wrapper

Last night i started wrapping christmas presents. They all look awful. I'm terrible at it. So, if you get a present from me... expect that it will look like it bounced off a truck on Hwy 5 and was run over by 20 RVs

jail

Our neighbor Jon gave us a new "crate" for Banjo... I'm feeling terribly guilty today.. i feel like i put her in a little jail cell.

Oy, motherhood..

Car Ride

We took Banjo for a car ride this weekend to get her ready for her big trip to meet the family at Christmas. We also made her wear her red sweater because it makes me laugh.

red sweater

I got a red Christmas sweater for Banjo. I bought a small thinking it would fit but its way too big. Roscoe watched us put the sweater on the pup and found the entire thing to be rather silly.

Puppy Duty

Michelle went to her work Christmas party last night and left me alone to watch the puppy.

I'm exhausted.

I'd rather be...

It's raining again. I'm tired of the rain... so in my head.. i'm playing at the beach. I'm also teaching Banjo to balance a beer on her nose.

Ah, yes.... perfection.

my sister was on Dr. Phil

My sister told me to watch Dr. Phil last night because she was on the show. I was afraid she was on there because she had some sort of problem... or that she might be telling on me for some trauma i caused her as a child. Although... i only recall the trauma she caused ME as a child. But it turned out to be the Dr. Phil Christmas show and she was an audience member. They gave the audience members gifts... tons of gifts!! For an hour.. they just kept on giving them gifts!!! MORE GIFTS! AND MORE!!!!

So.. Suzan... i have my eye on the Elmo Giggle chair, the southwest airline tickets and the new Mattress.

fetch

Sometimes i throw the ball but Banjo brings back things she finds more interesting

loverboy

Michelle went to the pet store yesterday and got a pheromone diffuser to relax the cats. It seems to be working...

everybody poops

My life has suddenly become all about poop.

My, what big claws you have...

Roscoe likes to say "HI!" to the new puppy!

banjo

The New York Giants lost... so i got a puppy

yikes

Last night i went to this postcard show... the people turned into a mob.. a buying frenzy!! OF POSTCARDS???? I was scared so i hid behind a pole.

On a side note, my friend Jessica taught me how to tie my scarf like that.