Miss Contrary Contest

Michelle was in a fighting mood this morning. She took the opposite view on every topic i brought up. So i've decided she wins the Miss Contrary Pageant.

X rated commentary

This might be a little disturbing for some of you... so look away if you're the bashful type. I saw a chihuahua this morning with THE BIGGEST WIENER I'VE EVER SEEN! He was a proud little fella.

training bra

Michelle has been trying to get banjo comfortable wearing little outfits... so as a training exercise michelle put her bra on her. It fit.

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I WAS THERE!

bad baker

There's a story in the news in the bay area about a newspaper reporter being assasinated for looking into a bakery's books... we must all learn from this.. beware the baker.

missing

This morning i was watching a commercial for Requip. Its for people who have that dreaded new disease "restless leg syndrome." The side effects are... Loose sexual habits and gambling.. am i missing something? Is Requip just a big bottle of scotch?

potty humor

Sorry i havent put up a post lately.. I've had a terrible flu.