You know its time to stop eating the cookies when you sprain your wrist trying to clasp your sports bra.
Friday, July 24, 2015
Thursday, July 23, 2015
Teeth
Michelle loses track of her appointments. The other day she thought she had a Gynecologist Appointment but it turned out she was scheduled for a teeth cleaning. Here's what she told the dental assistant.
"I got mixed up this morning and thought i had a Gyno appointment. I shaved but didn't floss. SORRY!"
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