french twist

Michelle and i have decided to learn French! So far we can say, "You are a man." and "I am eating the pig."  These sayings come in handy......?

candy

As Michelle walked out the door she said, "Stay out of the cookies and chocolates!"

ssshhh.....don't tell....i'm hiding the evidence....

swimsuit

...and then she said it... those 6 little words no girl wants to hear in the dead of winter! 

"Don't forget to pack your swimsuit!"

Mayan calendar

"Hey Balam! I need a bigger piece of paper! I can only get up to 2012 on this sheet.

"I dont have any bigger paper. Just leave it! That will really FREAK people out in the future!! ahahahahah"

big girl pants

oh man, i had to put on the big girl jeans today.... too many cookies....

Hound Dog

I hide presents for Michelle around the house but she's a total snoop. Luckily Michelle is part Christmas Hound! She cant help herself! She gives herself away every time. This is what i hear from the other room when she's snooping around. 

"PRESENT!"  "IS IT FOR ME??" "I FOUND A PRESENT!"   "PRESENT!"

kitchen table

Michelle likes to move the kitchen table into the living room so that she can work and be close to me while i veg out and lay on the couch. Which is you know, sweet and all... but kinda hard to explain to visitors why our dining room table is smack dab in the middle of the living room.

oh and P.S. our house is tiny... seriously... We're not talking a mansion where she's in a completely different wing. If she were to leave it in the kitchen she might be about 3 feet farther away....