flip flop addict

Banjo is showing signs of addiction. She has eaten about 8 flip flops...
time for an intervention.

my boss

My boss has been wanting to make luckypork since i started this blog. Yesterday she went to the florist to get some flowers for someone else and brought back a sunflower just for me. Sunflowers are my most favorite flower. That calls for a luckypork cameo. Thanks boss!

careful

Sometimes Michelle gives me a ride to work... Which is really nice of her. But the end part is always a bit scary. She stays in the left lane and at the last minute darts across 2 lanes of traffic.. screeches to a halt.. and then looks at me and says, "Be careful crossing the street."

pain in the neck

I went to two birthday parties on saturday and had way too much fun. When i got home i went straight to bed... but i think my body wanted to keep playing... not sure what in the world i did in my sleep but i woke up sunday morning with whiplash.

number 2

Not sure if you've heard the news... but the bridge collapse in Minneapolis, Minnesota has been blamed on excessive pigeon poop..

wow.. thats gotta be one big bird!

carrot top

Did you know that those baby carrots that you buy in a bag at the supermarket are just regular carrots that didnt quite grow big enough... so they chop them up and make them look like babies? I learned that on the food network last night.

Not sure how i feel about that...

Miss Contrary Contest

Michelle was in a fighting mood this morning. She took the opposite view on every topic i brought up. So i've decided she wins the Miss Contrary Pageant.