flax

Michelle made a blended fruit drink for me this morning for breakfast. She said she put Flax seeds in it to keep Prostate Cancer at bay...  ?

seeds

Four college kids live next door to us. Four boys who dont give their backyard a second thought. Its really just a place to keep their empty beer bottles. When we go out on our back deck and look in thier direction all we see is a dirt lot. Michelle has decided to do a little stealth gardening for them. Every time their frisbee accidentally flies over the fence she waits until dark and throws it back full of wildflower seeds. hee hee.. cant wait for the next rain! Soon they'll have their very own beer bottle/wildflower garden.

spider

There's a spider in the bathroom. Michelle refuses to kill it. Or relocate it. I am completely FREAKED out by the little suckers so I cant kill it or relocate it. So....... I will be using the corner gas station's restroom until said spider moves out.

The pros and cons of being an adult.
Cons:
You don't get an allowance for taking out the trash and making your bed.
You don't get to decorate your locker with pictures of Justin Bieber.
You have weird conversations with your mechanic. "You have to replace the rear differential." "HUH?"
You cant run around naked at the beach while your mom tries to put sunscreen on you. 
Nobody buys you new school clothes.


The Pros!
You can eat ice cream sandwiches for breakfast and nobody can stop you!!!!!!!!

When you see a wet paint sign are you absolutely compelled to touch it to see if its really still wet? Me too....