Banjo is showing signs of addiction. She has eaten about 8 flip flops... time for an intervention.
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Flipflops are a gateway shoe. They start with the flipflops and say, "I can handle it, it's cheap footwear, I just do it to relax."
Then they start on the sneakers, and then it's a slingback pump, maybe with some friends, "just to be social." Before you know it, they're doing chunky three-inch platform pumps six times a week and turning tricks (sit up, roll over, stay!) on the street to support their habits.
It's sad -- we can't let Banjo become another tragic statistic!
Flipflops are a gateway shoe. They start with the flipflops and say, "I can handle it, it's cheap footwear, I just do it to relax."
Then they start on the sneakers, and then it's a slingback pump, maybe with some friends, "just to be social." Before you know it, they're doing chunky three-inch platform pumps six times a week and turning tricks (sit up, roll over, stay!) on the street to support their habits.
It's sad -- we can't let Banjo become another tragic statistic!
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Flipflops are a gateway shoe. They start with the flipflops and say, "I can handle it, it's cheap footwear, I just do it to relax."
Then they start on the sneakers, and then it's a slingback pump, maybe with some friends, "just to be social." Before you know it, they're doing chunky three-inch platform pumps six times a week and turning tricks (sit up, roll over, stay!) on the street to support their habits.
It's sad -- we can't let Banjo become another tragic statistic!
Flipflops are a gateway shoe. They start with the flipflops and say, "I can handle it, it's cheap footwear, I just do it to relax."
Then they start on the sneakers, and then it's a slingback pump, maybe with some friends, "just to be social." Before you know it, they're doing chunky three-inch platform pumps six times a week and turning tricks (sit up, roll over, stay!) on the street to support their habits.
It's sad -- we can't let Banjo become another tragic statistic!
too true!!!
I just want to say that Bria/Brian said it all. How can you top that! Are she, he, or they comedy writers? They should be.
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