Stick

This morning when i walked outside our front door i noticed something a little different in the flower bed. There was a stick stuck in the ground. Just a plain brown stick. It seemed like somebody had intentionally jabbed it into the earth and left it standing there. Weird. So i asked Michelle if she had seen it since she's the green goddess in the family. She told me that she put it there because the neighborhood dogs were peeing on her baby flowers. 

Our conversation is as follows:

ME: "uh... ok... but why is the stick there?"

Michelle: "so the dogs will pee on it."

ME: "But how will they know to pee on the stick?" 

Michelle: "They always pee there. The scent is there. But now they have a stick to pee on rather than the flowers..."

I’ll let you know if the pee stick works. If it does, I’m going to go for a hike, grab a bunch of sticks, market them and sell them at home depot. I’m going to make a BAZILLION DOLLARS selling pee sticks!!!