cheater

It's true. I admit it. I cheated. I'm a big fat cheater! And I'm confessing my sins to all of you. Yes, I cheated on my Hair Stylist. BUT! It was just a trim! Really just a quickie! Just the bangs and a little off the ends.... I swear! I'm not sure what to do. I know my regular Hair Stylist is going to figure it out. She'll see that my hair has been... you know... "touched" by someone else.

Oh I'm a very bad girl.

1-800-dentist

I had to go to the dentist the other day. I'm not usually nervous about things like that. As long as there's enough Novocaine to numb a gorilla in that there shot they give me? I'm cool as a cucumber. So i was sitting there in the chair in that very vulnerable position they put you in. (I'm guessing its so you cant run away.) And the dentist says, "I tripped this morning on the way to work." "Huh?" i mumble? The dentist is fiddling with something and drops it as she says again, "Yah, i tripped this morning on the way to work and i hurt my toe." "oh," i say. The dentist drops another piece of whatever she was fiddling with. "I'm a real klutz!" she says as she finally gets her drill ready to go...

mirror image

Our trip to Mexico is getting closer. We leave in 2 weeks. That means i have to go shopping for a new swim suit. I just want to type a quick note here to the major department stores. Can you please remove those three sided mirrors from the dressing rooms? Really. One side is plenty. Nobody needs to see their own rear end from every angle. Its better to be in the dark about some things. Three sided mirrors don't sell swim suits. Three sided mirrors make your customers run from the building in tears.

snowsuit

Last week it was really cold in the city. It was also raining in the city. But, alas, i wanted to ride my bike to work anyway. I didn't want to be one of the the masses on public transit. So i had this swell idea. What if i wear my ski gear? I'll be warm and dry! So i bundled myself up in my snowsuit and attempted to peddle off to work. Just so you know...if you want to wear YOUR snowsuit to ride your bike to work? Its very hard to peddle when you're all dolled up like the Michelin man. And it kinda makes your legs shorter and that kinda hurts your crotch area. Ok, that's it. Your handy tip for today!

Heck Of A Job!

Thanks to my dear friend "House" for collaborating on this one. 

Hee hee heee..... I feel for ya Texas, i feel for ya.

http://thehouseandi.blogspot.com/

tease

Whooops. Got a little carried away this morning with the hair tease thing.

Also, to the guy on the train in the brown slacks. Yah, you. I saw you playing with your willy. Gross.

pale

Michelle and i are going to Mexico in a month. Ooh, less than a month now. She decided to get started on her tan and purchased a group of sessions at a tanning salon. I can just see it now. Brown Michelle and white Sara. I'd better get myself a few sessions. But I'm a bit claustrophobic. Do they close you up in those tanning beds? Do they snap the lid closed and you sizzle away like a chicken breast on a George Forman Grill? Maybe I'd rather just be my Lilly white self.