confused

Banjo is a girl. I'm fairly certain of that fact. But she lifts her leg and pees on stuff. Do you think having two moms has screwed her up? Does she need doggy therapy?

taller

I've been noticing lately that Michelle seems taller. I don't think she's been wearing higher heels. Is she having a mid-life growth spurt? or...wait...

AM I SHRINKING????????????

meeting

Do you ever worry that you'll get a sudden case of Tourette's Syndrome in meetings? I do. I worry that one of these days i'm not going to be able to stop myself and i'm going to yell... BORING!

paste

Whoa! Now THAT'S dangerous!

the closet

I was looking for my motorcycle jacket this morning. I thought it might be in the front closet so i opened the door and...discovered where Michelle keeps everything.

and i mean, EVERYTHING.