song

I wrote my own song and performed it for my guitar teacher last night. He seemed to really like it!

thanks for the laughs

Just wanted to say thanks to that guy who was dancing on the bus this morning. Nobody wanted to get eye contact with you at the time.... but that doesnt mean we didnt enjoy your performance. We just didnt want to take the chance that you might stop doing the robot and kill us.

puppy love

On sunday Michelle and i took Banjo to my aunts house to meet her cousin Jake. Jake is the biggest dog on the planet. He is a mix of Mastiff and Black lab. Apparently Jake has a thing for the young ladies. He fell in love at first sight and planned to settle down and have a family with Banjo. This came as quite a shock to our puppy.

Looking to Land

This is my friend Melissa. She invited Michelle and I over to have pizza and salad last night. She is a very talented artist and is preparing for a show soon. I was so impressed with her latest work that i thought it should make an appearance on Lucky Pork. If you're in San Francisco on Thursday, March 1st.. pop into the Hespe Gallery and check it out.

Also, Michelle and i were equally impressed by her biceps... if you come to the show you might be able to see those as well.

lucky charms

Michelle and i are going to Ireland! Yay! We just got our tickets! I'm so excited! We're on the hunt for the perfect pint!

It's not you... it's me

I have to break up with my gym today... i got a better deal at another gym.

we made it!

phew... we did it.. Banjo graduated! We're absolutely exhausted.

valentines day!!

YAY! I love Valentine's Day! Everybody brings candy to work!

little picasso

Banjo really likes to help michelle with her artwork. Lucky for Michelle the next show she's hanging is all about abstracts...

jon in a red vest

This is our friend Jon. He found a red vest in the freebie pile in our building's laundry room. He put it on.. it was a little small.. but very cute. But then, the zipper broke... now he lives in the red vest.

crazy

oh... my...gawd... puppy class was a NIGHTMARE last night. Banjo lost her mind. She tried to eat the baby french bulldog.. she tried to escape... she ate all the other puppy's treats. Next week is graduation. I dont hold out much hope for that.

ding dong.. white collar crime calling

Michelle went to the Sprint store yesterday to get her new cell phone turned on. Apparently, they have her in the system as an avon lady... and she gets the 15% avon lady discount. We're thinking of signing me up as an avon lady so that i can get the discount too.

treesaver

I have noticed 4 women who look exactly alike wandering around my neighborhood. They all wear the same outfit... complete with beret! One has a bike. I'm worried we have a sleeper cell of tree sitters moving into the area.

STAY!

Last night we learned the "stay" command at puppy class. Banjo isnt quite getting it.